My wife now knows not to insist on pure cranberry juice, but rather to request a 100% juice blend and not “cocktail” (the cocktail is what the juice blend goes in). I finished the battery acid myself over the course of a few weeks, out of pure Floridaman cussedness. It was not pleasant.


Uh, none? Ice cubes (if it’s ice cold, it’s fantastic) for daytime, ice cubes and vodka if I have an occasion to drink