• musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    Yes but that’s because you live in Norway, a horrible place where all the men look like walruses and the women smell of fish.

    • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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      10 days ago

      You take that back! Norway is the land of mead and honeys and where I want to escape to if I can get out of this godforsaken hellhole pretending to be a democracy. Don’t take away my only hope of a life away from the US. I want to live between a mountain and the sea, only be able to buy alcohol 10:00-18:00 M-F, and go to the municipal pool and sit in a “hot tub” that is cooler than bath water listening to a German complain that “no one uses cash around here”!

      *Cries in for-profit healthcare and regulatory capture*