This feels like an anti-shit post not sure if it belongs here…
Never being able to fart when the need arises has gotta be torture.
oh there’s medication that does that too so you don’t even have to shove things up your asshole to get that experience.
Simethicone still makes you fart, it breaks up the air or makes it reabsorb or something idk. Either that or I produce so much farts I should be taking 5 or 6 instead of 1
there’s something i don’t remember the name of that sticks to fat molecules and makes them harder for the body to reabsorb, meaning that either you learn to always pack four pairs of underwear a day or you train your asshole to shut tighter than the hatch of a submarine.
that training sticks. only one that does.
Thats a nice fantasy but sadly that just not viable long term
long term, no
frequent dedicated days for it, yes😌
A nice person deserves to have nice nights some times a week, goddammit!
Yeah you gotta use thread or velcro in the long term
But not recharging… 📝
