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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days ago

I told my wife that I can speak with fruits, so she handed me a small orange and said "What's this one saying? ". I replied...

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I told my wife that I can speak with fruits, so she handed me a small orange and said "What's this one saying? ". I replied...

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days ago

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I don’t know, it’s speaking mandarin…🍊

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Thanks dad, I’m stealing this one!

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