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My boss told me I'm the worst train driver he's ever seen. He asked me "how many trains have I derailed so far?". I told him....

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My boss told me I'm the worst train driver he's ever seen. He asked me "how many trains have I derailed so far?". I told him....

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

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"It’s hard to keep track! "

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Mind the gap … between the punctuation and the quotation mark. ;)

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