They make mushroom gummies too.

Shits too expensive lol

Nope, just wasn’t expecting that.

You’re missing his whole gag.

Us Treasury bonds is where it’s at

I’d call 25 more than a few.

They’ve become so attached that they get anxious without them.

“Oh man, I gotta park far away so it doesn’t read my plates and info from the car… Well I’ve gotta bring my Galaxy watch so it counts all the extra steps I’ll be taking.”

Honestly just easier to leave it at home. Or in your vehicle, assuming you didn’t pass by the camera on your way, and leave it sufficiently far enough away. I doubt they can read RFID from cards yet, even at a close enough distance to cut the pole down, but might want to leave those at home as well.

Weird. I totally thought this was one of those quirks of the English language like chips/crisps, elevator/lift, cookie/biscuit or hood/bonnet where I was simply unfamiliar with the term. I never would have thought a literal bag of cakes, but for the life of me I couldn’t come up with anything cakelike that comes in a bag. Who puts cake in a bag?

Edit: I guess donut holes are cake-like and come in a bag.

A bag of cakes?

Just don’t forget to leave any electronic devices at home.

My ex and I were roommates with 3 other people. The others were all gone and we were in my room getting ready, she got up to get lube or a vibrating cock ring or something, I can’t remember. But she left the door open. I’m laying there, dick straight up in the air when her cat jumps on my bed. Whatever, it’ll leave when we get down to business. But no, the cat sneakily crawls between my legs and licks the underside of my helmet. Right where that line of skin is that connects head to shaft. I freaked, cat freaked and ran off, I go soft and the mood is over.

If you thought a cats tongue was scratchy on your hand…

“were going to spread ourselves too thin to be able to defend ourselves!”

The threat of nukes and a weakened American ally will only get you so far. This is why Pakistan is spreading its nuclear umbrella.

Just add half a cup of sugar to your half cup of yogurt.

Sounds like a Bethesda glitch.

Same with my grandparents, droplets of bloody noses (or something) filthy bathrooms, decluttered but not clean, tons of expired food. Closer examination showed it was worse than we thought.

We have food standards?!?

“older” damn yo, don’t do that to me.

It’s depressing to me. Look at all the friends I had and fun things I used to do. Now I just exist.

Arise chicken, arise.