Milk is only 34% of what you think it is

My nihilism level might be on a solid 8 if I had to guess. Im too realistic and too critical to keep people around me for 75% of the time. The 25% that stuck around has been around for idk 28 years now?

Honey Dont!

You can be as right as rain but it will only reaffirm your reaffirmations. Delete your digital accounts and treat the internet like it never existed for the next 72 hours. I bet you’ll smile more times than you did making this post. 🙏

Yea advertising with children in those gory outfits was definitely a mistake on their part. But then people went and had to recreate it for themselves? so so unnecessary

All this foresight/spending/hype just for headlines to come all the way down to union busting? Believe me I’m all for a crack in the iceberg that is Rockstar. It’s looking more and more like a closed circus for billionaires to chortle at. Oh wait! That’s every circus! 😎😎😎

And here we go the first virtual scandal in GTA6! Surrender more of your time and opportunity to this conglomerate while both ironically criticizing and falling for false information for the sake of distraction!

Only EngLAnD would keep themselves in this looney ass wacky predicament. I bet those single slice loving penguins are behind this.

Would it cost that much to replace these real penguins with robot penguins? Or even 3D projected penguins? Maybe even a rotating weekly gallery of different artifical penguin…things

PAN FRIED MF

RUSSIAN TIES MF

STEAMED HAMS MF

FUNKY JIVE MF

I’ll see myself out.